About

After being stepped on, vaporized by magnifying glasses, and poisoned to the edge of extinction, one of the last remaining ant-sized alligators sought refuge from a cruel and increasingly unfamiliar world inside of Matt Davis’s laptop. In exchange for this shelter, the alligator has set up this website, where he browses the internet for interesting content while Matt sleeps. For any given item, Matt might write a few short paragraphs to the alligator conveying his thoughts and impressions. In this way, Matt and the alligator have become increasingly dependent upon one another and commensurately pale from using the internet all day and night. If you’re reading this, please don’t read all of the garbage they make. Get those two off of the computer and into the great outdoors. Take them hiking, for Christ’s sake.